oneorangeshoelace:

less male gaze, more female gays, u feel me

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

Asklist

letmefixu:

Shoot me please!

  • ☾: post photo of yourself
  • æ : tell 5 things about your best friend
  • ✌: share 5 things that you really want
  • ☮ : share 5 favourite movies
  • ❂ : share 5 favourite foods
  • ☯ : share 5 people you love being with
  • ☪ : share 5 favourite celebrities
  • ❀ : your favourite thing to do when…

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

(Source: bearholdt)